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unlike any other day,today was stupid.and i mean stupid.rushed all the way to col at 8,but jam cos got road block.apparently got illegal gathering for indians this time.lol…saw a police man posing on the road (like he owns the road- -") wif a semi 0.7 inch sub machine gun on his hand.ok i lied…it wasn’t a semi 0.7 inch sub machine gun.but it was a sub machine gun o’rite…aint kidding ya.

then at col,supposed to study,but duno wat happened,i tertido pulak.deng…then rush to class,and waited for ms ting to enter.and guess wat,she didnt come.haiz…apparently she got caught up in the jam as well (she lives in cyberjaya btw)stupid huh?i cudn’t agree more,lol…but thkfully, i met her (by fate i guess =P ) at the lift after my lunch.was so happy till my tears came rolling down from my eyes (i’m lying again,pls dun hate me God,lol…) cos i can finally ask her to answer all my chem ques,lol…!!!

o,i oso learnt shogi,a japanese chess today.it’s dam kewl.and i think it’s just as fun as the chinese n english chess.maybe better.nid more strategy thinkign.gotta get it asap man,it’s my new hobi =D if any1 of u that’s reading this blog and happens to know where i can get the chess board,do tell me.thks^^

yea i’m blogging,again i think…wonder how long will this last this time.

lets see…todays i woke up at 6.30,stare at the ceiling,and went back to dream world.then my maid ran up to my room at 7 and started banging on the doors as i was late for coll.i quickly woke up,stare at the ceiling,and went back to bed again = =" woke up again at 8,stare at the clock,and then i decided,wat the heck,sleep is more important than my coll.and i went back to sleep,lol…

finally at 9,i decided that i shudnt be too piggy and so woke up,stare at the mirror,and was freaked out.deng,i had a pimple on my nose the size of my eyeball.shit..!!i didnt care at first,i just know i hadta go to coll.then i went downstairs,bathe,comb my hair,comb my hair again,and again,and again,and dam,my hair looks weird,its like the middle is balding.started thinking to myself"today’s just not my day,if i’m balding at home,then my life wud be balding (i mite die) if i were to step out of the hse today.i best stay at home watch tv".

went to the tv,stare at it,felt guilty,haf a chg of clothes,drag my bag along,and started driving out.not to coll,but to the nearby library to study.study life sure is boring,so i went to yit’s hse to play comp game,but it was boring as well,so i went back study,but again it’s boring,so went back home,and started sleeping.

lifeless day= ="

An MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the B COM wakes his
MBA friend.

" Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

"

Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately

a quarter past three.

Theologically , it’s evident the Lord is

all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically , it seems we will have

a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The B COM is silent for a moment, then speaks.

" Practically …Someone has stolen our tent ".

for those that’s been reading my frenster blog often,u’ll probably know that it’s all got ntg to do wif my life. they’re just jokes…but just for today,i’m gonna put up a lil sumthing abt my life that’s been happenin recently

to start of, i’m actually kinda depressed every single day nowadays for the past 2 or 3 months. i’ve been trying to put a smile on my face everytime i’m wif my frens.seems like nobody found out that i was actually acting.except for certain times of cos…sumthing went thru my mind and i can’t just stop feeling moody.i prefer not to tell any1 wat’s been going on in my mind recently,even my best of all frens do not know abt it.i sumhow dun trust any1 wif my secrets anymore…honestly speaking,i’ve been betrayed almost everytime and i dun wan to feel the pain again.

anyway,like i said.i dun trust any1 wif anything anymore,but i think i’m reaching my limits on endurin this pain. rite now as i’m writing this,i feel like going to a place where no1 will ever find me.i just feel like knocking my head against the wall without any1 noticing. afterall,i’m sure every1 wud be better off without me anyways.

o ya,for those that’s reading this,i’m sure u’ll think that if i prefer to keep my life’s details a secret,y am i writing out this into my blog?well,it’s just my feelings,and it’s not a secret.so i guess it’s orite to let u guys know how feel.afterall,i’m on the verge of exploding adi,and almost nobody visits this blog as i dun bother promoting it to my frens.so in a way,i’m like tellin my sorrows to the wall.thus,i mite feel a lil better after throwing sum of my pain into words eventho i know that no1 will care anyway.haha…

if 1day i were to die at a young age,i’m sure that this site will continue to stay on9 till the company actually dies or just go bankrupt.However,i do wish to let every1 kno sumthin,my life’s actually been quite ok thx to the very few that actually tries to understand me.this is becos when i’m around u guys,i sumhow feel like i’ve forgotten everything that’s troubling me.thank you so much for being there^^it’s a pity that i dun mix real often wif u guys…if i do,i dun think i’ll suffer this much and act this much in front of all my frens.o ya,for those that finds me annoying,i’m reli sry…i’m trying to crack up sum jokes when knowing it’ll annoy ppl cos i’m tryin to make myself forget abt my miseries by doing sumthing.haha…once again,sry guys…

i’ll just end this ere la.o ya,for those that actually reads fin this,i thk u for putting ur time into readin wat’s in my mind.tq..

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You’re a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what’s your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you’ve got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you’ve got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you’ve got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that’s what it takes…"

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I’m 27", she replies

"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

He stopped and hollered into the cave… "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer…"Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

"No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It’s bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"

Well… he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.

The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run Over By Freight Train!!

To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Snowman

Oh you better not shout, you better not cry,

You better not pout, I’m tellin’ you why,

Daddy’s home and I think he is drunk.

He’s walkin’ real slow, he slurs when he speaks,

I don’t even think he’s shaved in two weeks,
Daddy’s home and boy is he drunk,

He spent most of our money on Johnny Walker Black

And then he took all of the rest and lost it at the track.

Sooooooo….

You better not pout, you better not cry,

I don’t like that look in his eye,

Daddy’s home and I think he’s….

Daddy’s home and boy is he…….

Daddy’s home and he’s really drunk!

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.

As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ”Save the women!”

George Bush hysterically screeches, ”Screw the women!”

And Bill Clinton’s eyes light up and he says, ”Do we have time?”

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I’d say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

A Father’s Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that’s holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away.
The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three."